On New Year’s Eve, something terrible happened in London. A girl decided to urinate in the street. Sadly, this incident was caught on video and this being the age of the interweb, the girl, and her urine, have become somewhat infamous over the past couple of weeks.
The video has been posted on several websites and there is even a Facebook group dedicated to discovering the identity of the offending urinator.
Now, while I think it is terrible that this girl is having her business (quite literally) put out in the street, I would say it is karma for being such an unclassy skank.
What girl, with an ounce of self respect, pees in the street, I ask you? (By no means am I defending dudes who pee in the street here, that’s just a whole other issue that I can’t be arsed to get into right now).
I think what has pushed this particular incident over the edge is the manner in which this girl chose to relieve herself. I personally feel that under no circumstances is it acceptable for a lady to urinate in the public (yes, yes, I know, this chick hardly qualifies as a lady). I don’t care how desperate you are, find a bathroom, hold it in, get a colostomy bag, whatever the hell you need to do, but don’t ever pee in the street.
This chick, who for some reason was wearing some sort of short jumpsuit number (it was the end of December in London sweetheart, why in the name of Jesus and all the saints were you dressed like you were in Ibiza in the summer?), pulls her pants to the side, squats and lets it all go in the middle of the street. And I mean literally, in the middle of the street.
I mean, if you are stupid enough, as an adult to not have control of your bladder functions and find yourself caught out in the beyond embarrassing predicament of having to relief yourself in public, one would think you would try to find a quiet side street, an alley way, a corner, behind a car or large tree – something! Anything! But to sweep your jumpsuit shorts to the side, squat and pee in the middle of the street? You’re pretty much asking to be filmed and ridiculed on the interweb for a little while.
I have but two words for you, you classless London piss artist:
Tip of the Day – Ummm, I don’t know, how about you never piss in the street!