Big Boobs vs Spagetti Straps
*record scratch* Did you say “chestular region?” *dead*
*resurrects* “Do you enjoy kickin’ your tits out of the way when you walk?” I. Can. Not. *wipes tears*
Bwahahahahahahahaha!!! Now the strap has the capacity to think it’s not getting paid enough? *smh*
Oh Jesus, “For the love of Dolly Parton?” *Dead. Flowers. Slow, melancholic music. Tears.*
You already know I live for your videos. And speaking as a chick with “large chesticles” I have to agree with you. Please, for the love of Pete, Mary, Joseph and Jesus, let go of the spaghetti strap pipe-dream. You look like what my mother calls “a 10-pound shit in a 5-pound bag.” Stop wearing it. Just because because they make that shit in your size doesn’t mean you have to wear it.
And for the record, sports bras for anything larger than a C cup are hard to come by. If y’all know of any, let a chick know. My girls, whom I’ve renamed Tiny and Toya, laugh in the face of sports bras.
It’s sad really.
*clears throats* I wear spaghetti straps. What are you trying to say?? *taps foot impatiently*
*one strap snaps under the pressure*
Oh. Never mind. Carry on, then.
*goes to find a safety pin or five*
hahaha I have almost bitchslapped myself in the face whilst running for the bus, hell I’ve even had to resort to a kind of holding technique to avoid being knocked out – I would never jog – but if I did, a maximum strength sports bra is needed!
As a connoisseur of most things boob, I happily cosign this video. Ladies, lock the “ladies” down or at least keep em supported at all times. I really dont understand how women with a D cup or larger can jog at all but god bless it when they do. And yes sports bras in that size are rare…I know this bc I worked in a sports store for over a year. Let me know if you bosomy women need advice. I’m here…for YOU.
An “ART” fan
*gasps for breath*
Although what you’re saying is true, I feel like handing out spagetti straps to ladies blessed in the “chesticular region” for fun! Looooooool
You’re a nut for this one. I guess it’s time for the spaghetti straps to come with a warning label.
38DD here saying..
BIG TIT WOMEN – WEAR A “GOOD” SPORTS BRA WHEN YOU RUN!!! I’ve got one that zippers in the front and costs $45. It hold my fun bags in place perfectly and I don’t wind up in a coma when I go running. Those $10 bras that slip over yer head…no n o no, those things don’t hold in shite!
I must confess, I do have one shirt with spaghetti straps. *runs to hide in back yard*
Bitch slap yourself in the face whilst running for a bus…. that’s a Bangerism right there….
Just too funny. I’ve seen too many of those ladies who go braless/wearing tiny tops wiht no support. I don’t understand, it’s like they want them to sag even more. These women have no idea about gravity, eating too many pies or style. FACT.
When I was a single D cup I was able to wear the cute spaghetti strap tank tops from Express that had a built in bra or something of the sort. But it had to be from Express. Now that my wonderful children have forced me into a DDD, there’s no way in hell I’m getting into a spaghetti strapped anything. I have found a nice strapless bra that comes with clear straps so I can wear a skinnier strap, but that’s as far as it goes.
That was supposed to say titties…damn u autocorrect!
I can not relate, and for years I’ve been screaming from my soapbox in Harlem “Ya’ll big boobie girls can keep this mess” Excuse me while I put on my spaghetti straps dress of fancy halter top.
You have no idea how many times I’ve seen completely inappropriate dress while people are running. Is there a class that they give ladies that goes over how to cover them properly?
*walks in, blatantly and dramatically adjusts B-cup boobies in spaghetti strap dress, walks out again*
Seriously now, ladies… I have a saying – ‘Where ever large boobies be, let them hang free. Unless they are like tennis balls in the end of a tube sock.” This saying should actually be the 11th commandment
FREE THE BOOBS!
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URGHH, I SO AGREE!
Especially with those who jog wihout bras. Blergh
I had to reply and say I saw an ‘older’ lady with no bra on over the weekend. I mean they really were big wamas and they really were at her waist. I’m still having nightmare. Make it stop.
so grateful for my modest fun bags.. the backless dress i just bought is too perfect.
*dead* @ support the ta-ta’s.
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